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Secrets Hideaway Resort Tampa Sex Club Review

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INTRODUCTION:

The first thing I saw when I entered the premises of Secrets Hideaway Resort and being checked was an interracial couple 'bouncing up and down in a pool alone about a stone's throw away from me. The moans of satisfaction were clear but no one seemed to mind. Everyone else seemed to be minding their own business, (i.e. lying by the pool naked or just walking about.) I knew right then that I was in the right place. My partner and I found our room pretty easily and proceeded to unwind. The rooms didn't smell bad at all; that's the first thing I'd have noticed. We later stepped out for lunch in the in-house restaurant, and ended up by the pool, naked and soaking it in. No one looked up when walked up. The night club later that night was a major plus, but my partner and I ended up running off with a sexy looking Brazilian model that wanted in on our action. She was super hot; and looked horny AF. We found a slight space outside the club and had the wildest fun of our lives. From my experience, Secrets Hideaway Resort is where you go when you really need to unwind but are into the swinger lifestyle. It works perfectly for swingers, and because of its resort-like design and its sensible time-flexible rates, you can stay here for a day, a week or more. Because of all its many in-house amenities, I never once considered stepping out for a while. You come in and here and just don't want to leave. Secrets Hideaway Resort is that good a sex club.

ABOUT:

It would be so wrong to write about Tampa's swinger scene and forget Secrets Hideaway Resort, because it's just so deeply entrenched in the city's culture. Tampa's swinger club scene is filled with many hot clubs right now, but none matches the splendour that Secrets Hideaway Resort offers to swinger couples and admirers of the lifestyle every day and night of the week. The resort - this isn't just another sex club, it's a full resort - was opened by the wonderful Carmen and James, a swinging couple that identified the need for a lifestyle spot exclusive to other swinger couples without the embarrassment or expansiveness. It has been a mainstay ever since, going through a lifetime of changes and developments. Once it was just a simple club, Club Secrets, then when Carmen and James started hosting hotel takeovers, it expanded to become a spa. Today, the Secrets Hideaway Resort is a sight to behold and a place to visit before you die. As always, Secrets Hideaway Resort is exclusive to swinger couples and membership is required for access. The odd single is allowed in for the added pleasure, but couples have the most fun. In true manner of any resort, Secrets Hideaway Resort comes fitted with nearly 4 pools, 3 full bars, a nightclub and both hotel-size rooms and condos for the kind of fun that swingers like to have after they get tipsy and horny. In true swinger fashion, expect to find loud moans and public sex once you get on the premises, whether it's the in the pool or in the grass, because there's no shame here. Only fun.

FEATURES:

The Secrets Hideaway Resort includes some unique features that sets it one of the best sex club.

1. Membership required for access; yearly membership costs about $140

2. Fully exclusive to swingers and the lifestyle

3. Clothing optional facility

4. Two pools available; one is a conversation pool

5. 3 full bars available, including an outdoor bar-Tiki bar available

6. Free restaurant service available and dinner buffet is served everyday till 2am

7. First rate meals served

8. Hotel available on premises; no need to drive drunk back to home

9. Night club available on premises; it's over 3000sg ft-Stripper poles available

10. Dope DJ available-Poolside DJs also available

11. Over 120 rooms available for accommodation

12. Condo rooms available for purchase; owners can then rent them out when they are away; Rooms available include the Green Room, the Red Room and the Blue Room, all for $39,900 each. Each condo is fitted with either full size or single bed, a kitchenette, bathroom amenities, a TV and more

13. Swinger parties every night

14. Various theme parties on every day of the calendar, including Friday Pool Party, Thongs and Boxers, Saturday Pool Party, Risky Business, Sunday Pool Party, Come as U Are, Karaoke Monday, LGBT Latin Night

15. Inviting atmosphere for newbies

16. Easy to locate; directions to resort available on website

17. Ample, secure parking available

18. Clean, well-maintained grounds; grounds are stone-tiled

19. Gazebos available

20. Dungeon room available for fans of BDSM; that includes all types of sex toys, including sex swings.

21. Public sex in pools and tubs available

22. Unspoken etiquette rules always in play; members are always respectful and wary of crossing personal boundaries

23. Booze sold on premises; no alcohol allowed in from outside

24. Close to tens of Disney and Universal attractions

25. 3D Virtual tour of whole resort available via website

26. Pool towels available for a small fee

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CONCLUSION:

I know that Secrets Hideaway Resort isn't the only swinger's sex club in Tampa, and that there are many, bigger, louder and hotter ones, but there's something about Secrets Hideaway Resort that would make me come back in one minute. It must be the combination of all those services, or just the resort-feeling that it naturally gives off, despite not being in the middle of a sea. If you are looking for a place to relax that's also suitable for you and your partner's swinger lifestyle, this is it. Almost all the other options in Tampa are either just swinger night clubs, swinger events, swinger parties or cruises. This is essentially a combination of all three and more, with a healthy dose of sexy nudity all over the premises put in. Not many locations have all such services combined in one place, and not many have rooms as well-fitted. It's not all about the pools, you know. You need good beds. I loved that the physical premises were in top condition, including the buildings and the pools, even though construction was going on. They try as much to get out of people's way as they work. In my view, this is what a sex resort should look and feel like. The amount of sex you'll find here (or you'll experience here) is just the right kind, with like-minded people. Who wouldn't want that? I most definitely would, and possibly recommend it if someone came asking. For now, I fully intend to come back soon. I'll be browsing the website for new theme parties as often as possible.

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Pros
  • Everything about Secrets Hideaway Resort is awesome, just to say the least. I haven't found a swinger-specific place in Tampa that matches this one yet. There's lots that I liked about it, especially the fact that it allows nudity in all its forms. There was so much nakedness on display that I couldn't handle my constant erections. But even better, the resort emphasizes a clothing-optional policy, which means that it's not a must to go about naked. I happened to use a few rooms around the facility that required nudity for access, but otherwise it wasn't a must. And anyway, who doesn't love being nude? I also loved that some of the sex rooms they have here have windows, so people could see us as we banged as they passed by. It was super thrilling, just to say the least. It's hard to skip mentioning the amenities, because they were all really good, right from the pools to the hotel rooms to the condos. Even the parking space Secrets Hideaway Resort offered was good and well-lit. The night club was a welcome addition, and the DJ was heaven-sent to make us all feel sexual for hours. I can't forget the buffet they serve here; who else offers a free buffet to participants in swinger parties? Only Secrets Hideaway Resort really. There seems to be an unspoken rule about consent and respect here, because I didn't have any trouble with either, and neither did my partner. Plus, the people here are really friendly. Maybe it's the resort/relaxation attitude, but even the staff are kind, and the guests are a happy bunch.

Cons
  • Only a few things come to mind when I think of anything I didn't like about

    Secrets Hideaway Resort during my stay here. I loved staying at Secrets Hideaway Resort, because I've never felt as much pleasure at a swinger location or party than I did here. Still, a few things set me off sideways a bit. There was the rule against getting into the hot tub with drinks, which bugged me. What's the use of a conversation pool or hot tub if you won't allow us to carry drinks inside? Besides, we were allowed into the pool only by one entry, yet it had four entries. Why? I can't tell. There was also the unavoidable problem of the construction that was going on in some of the rooms, which had extended to a part of the outdoors. A neighbor by the pool also complained that the water in her room had suddenly been cut off because of the construction. I can't really complain about the construction, because it's got to happen, but I do wish it wasn't the case that day. As it turns out, Secrets Hideaway Resort also rents out towels at a fee I didn't find fair to my pocket. I had come with my own towel, so that saved me an extra expense. Speaking of extra expense, do come over to Secrets Hideaway Resort with loads of extra cash, because they charge for nearly everything when you get in. Your membership fee certainly doesn't cover everything. Also, single men seem to have it harder, because it's more of a couples' thing.

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