INTRODUCTION:

I have been to many Tampa sex clubs, and many Tampa nightclubs, and they've all given me memorable experiences. So for one club to stand out and make me want to revisit it over and over, that's a sign of being outstanding. Club Envy is that club for me. I still remember the first time I visited it, three weeks ago, with two of my friends for a bachelor party of one of the said friends. I don't know who suggested Envy, but we ended up here anyway and we ended up loving it. We wanted a strip club where the girls were all nude, and we were prepared to spend every penny necessary to achieve maximum fun for our friend on his last night of singledom. We'd traveled all the way from Chicago just to see these girls. When we arrived here, you couldn't tell that this was going to be a wild night. The club's exterior was just normal and there was no music playing outside. Then we stepped in and we saw the magic. The club was already busy and people were everywhere. We had made a reservation, so that helped us catch a table in a specific corner with a good strip pole. The girls came by and started shaking their asses - they were super fine. Not just thick asses and sexy tits but they were also seriously beautiful. Although the day was for my friend Antony, I also had a superb time, especially when one of the girls gave me the lap dance of my life.

ABOUT:

Club Envy is one of Tampa's best clubs for straight men, period. It has been in the business for a while now, helping countless men fulfill all their sexual dreams with the finest girls and the best music. Everyone in Tampa knows it's the club to come to when you need to get off, or when you need to go home with someone new. The club was established with the straight or bi male in mind, and as a location where men could go and relax after a long day's work. Club Envy has been making that happen ever since. Club Envy has all the makings of a normal night club, including features such as a dance floor, a great DJ, a bar that's fully stocked and the rest. It's also got a dedicated parking space plus a simple check-in process at the entrance. Part of Club Envy's charm is that has a 'no cover' policy on many of its days, in addition to having no other unnecessary expenses for the partier. It doesn't require some sort of membership to get access, and it is located in an okay part of the city at 3441 W Kennedy Blvd, so security's not a major problem. This is one of the few clubs that caters exclusively to its gentlemen clientele like they're gods or something. You just get the feeling that every penny you're spending is worth it. The club also pays tribute to the armed forces with its military men theme night, which also comes with no cover.

FEATURES:

Club Envy is outstanding in its own way, unique in a city that's full of similar clubs with similar offerings. What really makes it stand out is its many features, which, while similar to every club has, are unique in their own way. It's like they were designed with the client in mind. Some of the super cool features I got to use included

1. No membership required to get access

2. Designed for men only, although women are certainly allowed too

3. Hot party atmosphere always on

4. VIP section available

5. Private lounges available for private action

6. Basic website available for information purposes

7. Parking available

8. Cool security guard Mike at entrance

9. Charges an entry fee on some nights

10. No cover offers available everyday until 8pm

11. Happy hour specials available everyday from 5 pm to 9 pm

12. Free buffet every Friday from 5 pm to 9 pm

13. Private lap dances with the strippers allowed for a fee

14. Military night available; it's also no cover

15. 18 and over only allowed

16. Stripper poles available-Ambient, sexy, blue and flashing lights all over the club

17. Sexy strippers always available

18. Wild DJ available with wide dance floor

19. Great selection of music always on

20. No rules on using weed within the club

21. Themes for everyday of the week

22. A good selection of hotels nearby if you need a nightcap

CONCLUSION:

From my experience, this club works just fine for a guy's night out, or even a couple's night out (if y'all know what I mean). From my experience still, you need to come to Club Envy on a good day. That's when you'll experience the ultimate Club Envy experience. The problem is that there is no specific day of the week that is a good day, so it's all hit and miss. But on a good day, you'll have the fun of your life. Because despite all its flaws, Club Envy is home to one of the best bars this side of the Atlantic, and one of the hottest dance floors. A club is nothing if it doesn't have sexy girls shaking it on the dance floor, and this one has plenty. And of course, the strippers are always available. Sexy and thick, with tits that invite you to touch but you can't actually touch. We must have chosen a good day, because my friend Antony had a wild, wonderful experience (it must have been all those stripper-induced boners) and he thanked us for it. You need to come on a good day too, so that you can experience the magic here. Perhaps the best part for me and the crew was that we smoked our weed in peace, and no one came to tamper with it. So, thanks for the lax/non-existent rules and yes, I'd happily recommend Club Envy place to anyone. I am still thinking of going back next time I get free from my day job in Chicago.

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