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The Club Houston Bathhouse Review

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INTRODUCTION:

There's no place like blowing off a little steam than at a sauna. The Houston LGBTQ community has had roots here for years, ever since the first LUEY weekend way back in the mid-seventies, but since that's only a once-a-year event, we've always had to find other places to play the rest of the time. And while I know a lot of people can roll their eyes at bathhouses because they still give off that creepy basement vibe because they are literally in basements most of the time, and that they haven't been renovated since they first opened all those years ago, I'm now here to say that times have thankfully changed.

A little hard work never hurt anyone, and thanks to the efforts of some smart businessmen who realized that people will happily pay a little bit more if you offer them a whole lot more bang for their buck, there are now some really awesome bathhouse-style sex clubs popping up all over the city. I'll still take Neon Boots if I want to actually chat and dance the night away, but if I want to just become a sweaty man eager to meet some other sweaty men, I'll definitely just head over to The Club Houston right after work, and thanks to its features I won't even need to hit the gym, either.

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ABOUT:

When you first arrive at The Club Houston, it really feels more like all the amenities of a resort hotel, but just without all the rooms. Everything you could want to have a great time is right in front of you. As soon as you pay your membership fee and rent a locker (recommended, just to make everything easier), you could stroll through the lounge, go lift some weights, hit the outdoor pool and patio, go right to hot tub or sauna room, or even watch some movies in their little theatre. And all of these things are also being done by other hot guys who are more than ready to chat you up and maybe invite you into the private rooms where things can really heat up.

And sure, while that's usually the goal of every bathhouse, The Club Houston is great because it doesn't feel like that's all it has to be. They offer so much other stuff that people come here to do that first (sunbathe, workout) and then move on to sexier stuff. It really creates a sense of community, and if you start to drop by regularly, you'll see other people who make it part of their schedule as well. You can tell that it's doing something right because there are a lot of members who drop by regularly, and some of them give great impromptu massages.

FEATURES:

-part of a chain of bathhouses across the country, so you know they have experience in providing excellent service

-open twenty four hours a day, seven days a week

-located close to downtown Houston, so easily accessible

-extremely modern and clean facilities, so you can relax and have fun in style

-an extensive list of amenities, including a patio for sunbathing, an outdoor heated pool for swimming, wading or just relaxing, a steam room, and a dry sauna

-there is also workout equipment, so you can also get your daily exercises in before working some other muscles

-the adult video lounge shows erotic movies on a loop

-the lounge areas are a great place to meet people, and the private rooms allow you to get to know them even better

-a vending booth where you can buy snacks and even some fun accessories

-membership is required to enter the club, and it's $10 for a one time session, or $30 for a six month term

-lockers and rooms are available for rent, with lockers costing $17, and rooms range from $20 to $34, depending on the size an amenities within

-daily deals are great, with half price rooms on Tuesday evenings, half price lockers on Wednesday evenings, half price rooms during the Friday afternoon happy hour, and lockers are always $12 during the day throughout the week

-the Club promotes sexual health by partnering with Legacy clinic for HIV and syphilis testing on Wednesdays and Fridays, and with Has on Tuesdays

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CONCLUSION:

The Club Houston is the ultimate bathhouse experience, and that's because the bathhouse is just the tip of iceberg. When it comes to getting a bunch of hot and excited guys to actually start taking their clothes off, all you really need is four walls. But to create an environment that is fun to lounge around and hang out in is a bit more challenging, and this place does an amazing job at providing all sorts of other activities that can naturally lead to the more intimate moments.

I love that on a sweltering hot day I can come here and tan and take a dip in the pool, and then hook up with some other hot guys, instead of going right to the second part. It's a very relaxing atmosphere that you don't always get at a lot of other bathhouses, and that's why I keep coming back here again and again. When it comes to have to having a really fun time in this city, you can't go wrong with The Club Houston.

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Pros
  • I was taken aback at just how nice The Club Houston the first time I visited. I've been to other bathhouses not only here in Houston but across the country, and I honestly felt like I was walking through a resort, because it was bright and open with so many more things to do than just hanging around in sauna and then hitting the private rooms. There were actually things I wanted to do before chatting with some guys and taking it to the next level. The outdoor area is great, and a wonderful chance to catch some rays. The gym area isn't huge, but it's great that I don't have to worry about looking like a creep if I'm checking out the eye candy while doing reps. All of this really adds to a relaxing experience, so that you're definitely in a much better headspace when you hit the jacuzzi or start to mingle a bit to find someone to have a bit more fun with.

    The deals for midweek are great, too. Sometimes I'll come here in the afternoon not even looking to hook up, but just to relax and work out, and if there happens to be a eager hunk here, too, then it's icing on the cake.

    The fact that it's part of a national chain explains a lot, and it definitely means that the next time I happen to be in Miami to Dallas, I don't need to check any list of other bathhouses, I'm definitely sticking with theclubs.com.

Cons
  • While the membership fee - either daily or the three month option - is affordable, everything else you pay for is kind of pricey, but that's how they're able to provide all these great amenities. I can see why some people might avoid the place when room rentals are this much, but at least they offer daily deals so you can save money that way.

    There's also the issue that sometimes you actually can't get what you're paying for. Because they want to keep the place as up to date as possible, with only the latest features, sometimes you might go there and the sauna or the hot tub might be under renovations, which can be a bit of disappointment. When you ask the staff about this, they pretty much don't have an answer, because it's not really their job to know how long it take to re-tile a sauna or something like that, but it would appreciated if they were a bit nicer about it.

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