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The Private Club Birmingham Sex Club Review

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INTRODUCTION:

In my opinion, the best kinds of sex clubs are the ones that are an underground secret. You know what I mean: the sex clubs that you find out about through word of mouth and would never have heard of otherwise. Of course since the internet, it's been nearly impossible for such a club to exist. After all, even the underground clubs tend to have websites. The Private Club is one such sex club. They call themselves the UK's best kept secret but they are hardly a secret since they have a website and a twitter account, right? However, unless you are in the know about sex clubs, this one would definitely fly under your radar.

The Private Club is a traditional sort of sex club, which is the kind of sex club I prefer. The focus is swinging and group sex, which happens in two main large rooms. There are also some more intimate rooms and even lockable rooms that you can rent too. There are events throughout the month that cover all of the kinks and fetishes. The Private Club is a sex club built on long-lasting memberships. Yes, new guests do join but everyone knew goes through a probation period before they are a full member.

I tend to go to The Private Club with my partner as we both love to swing. However the club is open to all, including single men. Pretty much anyone can find exactly what they are looking for at this super popular sex club.

ABOUT:

When you first arrive at The Private Club, you are greeted with a bright and clean reception area. All of the amenities you could want before you dive into a night of debauchery are there: a front check in counter with all sorts of extras like beverages, snacks, robes, condoms and lube; the toilets; cozy and clean change rooms. I always think that first impressions at sex clubs are really important and I felt immediately taken care of at The Private Club, which helped to make me feel super relaxed, safe, and excited about my night there.

The rest of the club is split into two areas: a main play area and a lower play area. The main play area is a big open room with a large bed in the middle and comfortable couches and chairs surrounding it. It's the recommended starting place for when you are new to the club. The lower play area is a bit more intimate and features a smaller main room with a bed and couches, plus 3 different lockable rooms, two curtain rooms, and a glory hole wall.

Like all the good sex clubs, The Private Club has a strict set of rules they all members have to adhere to. This is so that members feels safe and want to keep coming back. The club memberships are free for couples and single women but come at cost for single men. I initially joined as a single man and found it to be absolutely worth the fees.

FEATURES:

- Located just north of the main part of Birmingham right off of a major highway.

- No parking lot but street parking is available in the area.

- There are a number of hotels in the area if you are looking to stay for a weekend or multiple nights.

- A membership is required to attend and all you need for a membership is a piece of official ID.

- Memberships are free for couples, single women, and armed forces. Single men have to pay a fee of £50 for a year or £30 for half a year.

- Occasionally guests are allowed at the discretion of management. All guests no matter their gender have to pay £20 than whatever the applicable Member fee is for a single entry.

- New members are in a probation period for 3 months where they have to visit the club at least 4 times.

- The club is opened Mondays from 12:00-4:00pm, Wednesdays from 12:00pp-4:00pm and 8:00pm-12:00am, Thursdays from 7:00pm-11:00pm, Fridays from 2:00pm-6:00pm and Saturdays from 8:00pm-2:00am.

- Features wheelchair accessible entrances, toilets, and access to nearly all of the various rooms.

- There is an outside smoking area that smokers can easily access; there is no smoking inside.

- Collect loyalty points! If you attend 4 parties in two months, your next two parties will be free.

- The facilities themselves are kept very well and professionally cleaned on a regular basis.

- Each event features are Party Host who's job is to help make other guests at ease. You can see photos of the current Party Hosts on the website.

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CONCLUSION:

You'll always remember your first time to The Private Club. That's what I tell all of the dates and lovers and other couples that I get hooked on this sex club. And trust me, you will get hooked on it. One of the things that turns one time visitors into lifetime diehards are the other members. The best sex clubs always have the best members, in my opinion. After all, they are the ones you are mostly interacting with while you are there so they better be good!

I especially love the party hosts that The Private Club has. Each event has a woman party host who is there to help make guests comfortable and help everyone have a good time. They list them on their website but it's way more fun to get to know them in person. My fave host is Vanessa and I always look out for events that she is at. You can see the list of monthly events on the website, with all the hosts listed, which I think is super convenient. That way you know exactly what you are getting into before you get to The Private Club. Although I can say that no matter what night you attend, you're going to have a great time. There is something for everyone at this sex club. From MILF events to facial events to gang bang events and everything in between. The club is always adding new events too, so you don't wave to worry about ever getting bored at this sex club!

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Pros
  • I could really go on and on about The Private Club forever. It is that good of a sex club. I try not to pick just one favorite in a city but this one is definitely in my top three. If I had to pick three things that stand out the most to me it would be:

    The club itself. I really appreciate when facilities are cleaned and managed well and The Private Club is one of those. You know how some sex clubs can sometimes feel a bit too underground and dingy? Well, this sex club definitely has that kinky underground feel without sacrificing any cleanliness. All of the staff there work really hard to make sure that the club is always in tip top shape. The atmosphere is very intimate and cozy too, which is perfect for setting the mood.

    The variety of rooms. I love a sex club that has many different kinds of rooms. Sometimes I'm in the mood for some group play, so I stick to one of the main rooms. Other times I want to duck into a curtained room to give someone more kinky attention. And then if I'm really in the mood for some private sex, there are always the locked rooms. The idea is that when you are in a locking room, even if the door isn't actually locked, members aren't supposed to enter without being invited. All of the other areas are fair game to jump in, of course! I also haven't been to many sex clubs that have an entire glory hole wall and it is something else to see and participate in.

Cons
  • I thought really long and hard about listing some cons. At first I couldn't even think of any. I mean, sure every sex club has its flaws but this one is definitely close to perfect. I also hate being too nit-picky because nobody likes a nit-picker. And I definitely don't want to deter anyone from visiting this club because it is one of the best sex clubs in Birmingham! After all, I did give this club a 5/5, which I stand by.

    However, if I were going to take a moment to share a couple of things that I wish were better it would be this:

    The location. It's perfect if you have a car and live in the surrounding area as it's only a 10 minute drive from the city center. If you don't have a car you are left with public transit. There are multiple options and they all take about a half hour at the right times of day. Of course, if it's late at night the transit options become way more limited. Granted it could definitely be worse because I've certainly traveled for upwards of an hour to get to a good sex club.

    The club is also cash only, and this goes for all of the amenities you might need to grab at the front counter. I'm a person who rarely carries cash on them so I always have to remember to bring cash. Again, it's hardly an issue at all but it is something I think about sometimes!

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