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Birmingham Cyclone Club Strip Club Review

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INTRODUCTION:

I tend to prefer a swingers club or a bathhouse when I'm looking for a good time, but sometimes the mood strikes for a saucy strip club visit. There are quite a few worth frequenting in Birmingham but it can be hard to figure out which are the good ones. That is exactly what happened to me when I first moved to the city so I decided that I would write some reviews of the best ones here on EasySex.com to help other like-minded people find the best of the best.

Once you've visited nearly every strip club in Birmingham like I have, there is one that definitely stands tall as one of the best. That strip club is The Cyclone Club. What makes the The Cyclone Club so great? So glad you asked because I am very excited to tell you!

My first visit was almost a year ago and I was definitely apprehensive. The Cyclone Club is located right in the heart of the city, and as we all know those kinds of strip clubs can sometimes be a bit of a tourist trap. However, The Cyclone Club is definitely not that. It's a classy joint without being too up tight and there are plenty of VIP options and special events so you can either have a low-key visit or go all out and really splurge. I often go alone and find a good time with one of their many excellent ladies but it's also the perfect club to bring a date or lover to share in a kinky night.

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ABOUT:

Like I already mentioned, The Cyclone Club is super classy but it never feels pretentious or too up-scale. Case in point, an average person like me never feels out of place there, which is good because when you feel out of place at a club you definitely don't want to spend too much time there!

The space itself is of moderate size and decorated with rich brocade and velvety fabrics. The lighting is intimate, not too low that you can't watch the shows but not too bright that you can't engage in a little play with a date. The club is multi level and the decoration accents are all brass and gold, which really add to the classiness. There are a few large main stages where strip teases, pole dances, and other performances take place. There are also plenty of cozy corners and semi-private areas to indulge in a lap dance from one of the talented beauties. And of course if you need even more privacy, you can splurge on a private VIP room. The VIP rooms are the perfect size for one of two guests plus a dancer of their choice.

And of course one of the best areas of the club are the bar areas. There is a big main bar on the main floor plus a few smaller ones scattered about. That means you never have to wait too long for a drink! There are always plenty of good drinks specials to check out as well.

FEATURES:

- Located on a popular high street just minutes away from a major train station, making The Cyclone Club a perfect spot for visitors from out of town. There are dozens of hotels in the area too.

- The club is opened 10:00pm - 6:00am, Mondays through Saturday and closed on Sunday.

- You can book many different kinds of private events at The Cyclone Club, like birthday parties, bachelor/bachelorette parties, or even corporate functions.

- Pole dancing lessons are available for private groups and are a great form of exercise!

- The bars are fully stocked with a vide variety of beers, spirits, and champagne to choose from.

- Become a VIP member and access lots of special benefits like private rooms, free entry each visit, a free complimentary first drink, a discount on champagne, plus other special offers throughout the year.

- The dance areas include the main bar, champagne bar, and private VIP rooms.

- On the stages you can see pole dancing, strip teases, and group performances, like fetish play acting and more.

- VIP rooms can be booked in advance or the night of, depending on availability. VIP rooms are for VIP members only.

- Cash, debit, and all major credit cards are accepted.

- There is no parking on site but there are plenty of public and hotel parking lots nearby.

- To find out about monthly special events and promos, check out the website or sign up for their newsletter.

- Book a lap dance in advance or as soon as the mood strikes.

The Cyclone Club

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CONCLUSION:

I'm not the biggest fan of strip clubs but The Cyclone Club really helped to turn me on to them! The club itself is nice enough, with just enough glam to feel fancy but not too fancy. But what really makes the club shine are the talented dancers. There's a reason why this strip club sticks to strip teases and pole dancing: because that is what it does best. They really do make sure that their dancers are highly trained entertainers who know how to work an audience. There are rarely repeat dances so if you like to go a lot you'll never be bored.

If you are wondering about whether or not the VIP membership is worth it, I absolutely think it is. But if you are unsure, the best thing to do is go once and see how you like it. You can always get a VIP membership while you are there to immediately begin accessing all of the great benefits. All of the perks are great but the best are the VIP rooms. You can only access them if you have that VIP status.

The Cyclone Club is the sort of strip club where you can go if you're looking for a relaxing low-key evening or if you're wanting to have a wild night. They cater to all sorts of clientele (including regular guys like myself!), and are always super friendly and accommodating no matter who you are or how much money you have.

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Pros
  • As I said before, I tend to more often frequent sex clubs but there is something about the vibe of The Cyclone Club that keeps me coming back for more. I even signed up for a VIP Membership so I could access all of the sweet perks! And let me tell you, it is totally worth it. Even if you are only visiting once a week, you save so much money by getting to skip the entry fee and also getting discounts on drinks. Plus you can't go wrong with having exclusive access to the VIP rooms!

    The girls at The Cyclone Club are also worth mentioning. They are some of these most talented pole dancers and strip teasers I have ever encountered! They truly elevate it to an art form. The dancers being scantily clad also doesn't hurt, of course. You literally won't be able to keep your eyes off these dancers and even if you aren't planning on getting a lap dance, I guarantee you that you'll want one. The first time I went, I ended up having three lap dances and then I became a member so I could get into the VIP room with my fave dancer that night.

    The club rotates through its roster fairly regularly so there are always fresh faces to experience. But don't worry, they know the stars of the club and make sure they are on display too. If you go on a Wednesday be sure to look out for Rose. She does this split thing on a pole that is incredible.

Cons
  • As convenient as it is that The Cyclone Club is located right in the city center, it does change the vibe a little bit. I said in the intro that it was surprisingly NOT a tourist trap given the location, but it also definitely gets frequented by more tourists than your average sex club or bathhouse, which makes sense because they are way more discreet. And because of the location and various event offerings, the vibe can sometimes be a little bit corporate or business. I almost always encounter the same kinds of 9-5 office types, which can sometimes be a drag. I mean, it's just not very exciting is all. Of course, if you're there to watch the girls dance then it totally doesn't matter about the rest of the guests. And trust me, you won't be ale to take your eyes off the dancers!

    I'm a driver so I wish there was parking but if you've ever visited any major city in the UK, you know that big parking lots are a rarity. And if I'm being really super picky, I would also add that there isn't much of a food menu. I know, I know, nobody really goes to strip club to have a good meal but sometimes I am there for hours and it would be great to be able to access more than basic appetizers and dishes. Of course, the incredible beer and wine and spirits menu definitely makes up for it!

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