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The Republican Club Sex Club Review

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INTRODUCTION:

Sex and irony aren't really supposed to go together. Sex is a physical activity, and irony is a mental concept. But when the two collide, it's almost so interesting that you can't really look away. And it's even harder to do that when there is a woman onstage, seductively removing her clothes. There are a lot of upscale and high quality strip clubs in Philadelphia, just as any large city can expect to have. Like anything else, the rule 'you get what you pay for' is typically true in the world of adult entertainment, which is definitely reassuring.

But the odd exceptions to that rule can be very exciting. And that's also where that consideration of irony comes back in. What about strip clubs that don't seem to try very hard? What about a strip club that seems to be made with hipsters in mind? What about a strip clubs whose name seems to be against the sort of philosophy that strips clubs naturally embrace? If any of those ideas interests you - along with being able to buy beer and watching hot women get naked - then you owe it to yourself to check out The Republican Club

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ABOUT:

When you first see The Republican Club, it doesn't look like a strip club. It doesn't look like anything but a wooden door and yellow wall with grey siding above. You'd think it's just someone's ground floor apartment, but that's part of it's charm. You essentially pay $5 cover to become a member, and once inside, you might be shocked to find that it looks exactly like a dive bar, because that's exactly what it is. With a rather tiny raised stage in the middle of it. You're choice of seating involves ratty old chairs and couches. It's dimly lit - like regular strip clubs - but the light that there is comes from a kitschy looking leg lamps. The bar is practically shoved into the corner, but the drinks are super cheap for a strip club and are pouring until around three in the morning.

The atmosphere matters in a way I never would have thought mattered. Everyone is more relaxed, and it's possible to just - shock! Horror! - talk to the strippers, and you'll find that they are so much more approachable and friendly than any other strip club I've been to. When they aren't chatting you up casually, they're putting on a quite a show, with some excellent acrobatics, not just the usual dancing and undressing. You can tell that they like being here, and that certainly brings the mood up for everyone, including yourself. There's a dog that occasionally wanders around, and does tricks for treats. And instead of TVs showing sports highlights, it's nature documentaries. If you're going to be weird, you may as well go the whole nine yards.

FEATURES:

-conveniently located just south of downtown Philadelphia, in Melrose

-open Wednesday through Sunday, and closes at 3:30AM

-for being labelled a 'dive bar', it's got a great liquor selection

-membership is required for entry, but it's really just a matter of paying the $5 cover

-extremely kitschy decor adds to the relaxed atmosphere

-very talented strippers on the small stage, and they will come and casually chat with with members afterwards

-smoking inside is permitted

-happy hour conveniently lasts from 10pm to 12AM, and features $2 domestic beers, along with deals on the bar rail/well & call liquors

-the upstairs area is available for private lap dances

-cash only, to get the old style feel

-old jukebox available for record spins

-on the first Friday of every month, the bar hosts a comedy showcase with many local comedians

-has won several awards by city publications for being one of the best after-hours clubs in Philadelphia

-they have a couch in the back that under no circumstances you should ever sit on

The Republican Club

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CONCLUSION:

Strip clubs are rarely described as cozy, but I would definitely use that word for The Republican Club and mean it as a compliment. Sometimes to real stand out and be different, you have to shift into a totally different gear, and that means creating an adult entertainment venue that looks like a rec room from the 1960s. I had a good time not because it had the best drinks, or the most pumping sound system, or the hottest women grinding up against me in the champagne room, but because it had none of those things.

But it was still a strip club, I was still drinking beer, and I love me some old school jukebox music, and it's great that the ladies onstage could groove with whatever was playing. The whole experience felt more like being a character in a movie than real life, and that's something special. It's not often that you can say that the atmosphere in the strip club was the cake, and the women were the icing, but that's definitely true at The Republican Club, and thank goodness for that.

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Pros
  • Kudos to The Republican Club for daring to be different, even though 'daring' suggests more energy than they seem to be putting into running their establishment. But it's all a clever ruse, because even though it's definitely a dive bar, it's a tightly run dive-bar, because the drinks are cold, the vibe is easy, and the strippers are the kind of women that you can talk movies with once they're done their routines (the dancer named Raven is also an incredible acrobat).

    At most strip clubs, the whole place is trying so hard to be sexy and cool, and a lot of time they miss their mark. But The Republican Club takes the opposite approaches and just stretches out and relaxes (even though there's not much space), so that most people here who know what they're getting into will always have a great time.

    Another plus is that because it has a 'membership' (just $5 cover, really), it can operate as a private club and stay open later than the usual 2AM last call. This means that even if it's been a quiet night so far, a lot of people who still want some drinks suddenly clog this place up at 2:30 or so, and suddenly you're in one of the most busiest, hottest places in town.

Cons
  • Quite simply, for a lot of people, this is the exact opposite setting that they want from a strip club. Heck, it's not something I always want in every strip club, but for a change of pace I really enjoyed it, although I can totally see why for many fans this is almost an insult compared to a place like the Gold Club or Daydreams. A cramped little dive bar is no place to bring your friends to watch beautiful women strip for you. And even if you start to get hypnotized by the ladies and forget where you are, they show nature documentaries on the TVs, so just as you watch a woman spin around on a pole, you can turn your head and watch a shot of a ion attacking an elephant. It's strange, and borders on buzzkill.

    And even if you enjoy this inquire environment, there are still some drawbacks that are more dive bar than strip club associated. There is smoking allowed in here, which is a plus for cigarette smokers, and a big negative for anyone else, as the ventilation is pretty weak, and you'll definitely be smelling it long after it's stubbed out. It also has some really old bathrooms that don't just need a cleaning, but probably a whole renovation. Maybe doing that will mess with atmosphere, but even i think you can modernize the bathroom and leave the old-fashioned stuff in the main room.

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