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The Crazy Horse Cleveland Sex Club Review

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INTRODUCTION:

I will start with the obvious, I am a lady that loves going to strip clubs. They turn me on, they make me happy, and they are a great place to just let loose and enjoy other ladies while in a safe space. I am not at all into ladies normally, but I have mad respect for the pole dancers and strippers of this world. It's hard work and they make it look sexy. Kudos ladies, I could never do what you do, but I sure enjoy watching you. I have been going to strip clubs since I became of age and discovered the ones where ladies dance such as The Crazy Horse Cleveland and they have become one of my favorite place to spend time on a random evening if I don't have to go to bed early. The Crazy Horse Cleveland has been my top choice since I moved to the city for work. No one expects me to be here and I can really come to enjoy myself and get a great lap dance while I am here. I know some guys don't like it at first, but once they see me (and sometimes my lady friends) having so much fun, they usually just join in. At this point I have a favorite dancer for every time I go in and it's been much more fun knowing she'll surprise me with something new each time I go in and get a lap dance from here. I truly enjoy spending time and my hard earned money on the ladies who work at The Crazy Horse Cleveland.

ABOUT:

The Crazy Horse brand is the most famous strip club brand in the world! The location at The Crazy Horse Cleveland is there to remind their customers why. It's a greatly fun strip club with some great perks for regular. The ladies who take the stage here are all very talented and so pretty! I have been coming for a while and I always leave with a mood to be up to no good and find myself a man to try what I've seen on. I am also often tempted to try a pole fitness class, but let's be honest, there is no way I could ever be as good as my favorite dancers at The Crazy Horse Cleveland. The ladies here are so impressive, they almost make it look easy. That is until you realize how much strength is required to do what they do. These ladies are athletes and I am always impressed. The ones at this strip club make sure to be the best of the best so that they can carry the brand and name of The Crazy Horse to higher levels of fame and enjoyment. Really, this place is all about enjoyment. They don't overdo it on the location, but it definitely set up for fun. They want customers to spend on the ladies, so everything is affordable from the cover to the drinks to everything else they serve so that you can put more money in g-strings and tops. I love going up to the stage and getting to tips a girl I found particularly impressive. The level of quality in the performers here will let anyone know why they are in this business.

FEATURES:

-Fantastic performers who are just stunning to watch pull their tricks on stage

-Private dances so you can have some one on one time with you favorite dancer and really tip her the way you want

-A great bar filled with all that you might want to check out

-In a great location so that it's easy to access

-Extra opening hours on Sundays when the Browns play

-Great entertainment at any time

-A great menu to choose from

-Address clearly on the top of the webpage so no one needs to look for it

-Easy to locate directions to get to them yours self or with a car service

-A map and photos so you can familiarize yourself with the location before going

-A way to sign-up online so you can get a free pass, perfect for visiting the very first time1

-Easy to find and use contact information for comments, suggestions, and questions

-A quick video on the landing page of their website to give you an idea of what happens on stage

-A name you can trust that has been in business for 40+ years

-A great place to go out with the guys or the girls or a mixed crew

-No judgment, just fun

-Great service all around, even from the bouncers who clearly just want everyone to enjoy their evening, customers and staff alike

-Performers who love their job and it shows

-Comfort and accessibility in the club which is something not all have

-A safe space to come express yourself and get turned on before heading home and finding your happiness

The Crazy Horse Cleveland

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CONCLUSION:

So, what are you waiting for? What are you still here for? Go, get that free pass on the site and get your butt to The Crazy Horse Cleveland to have some fun you never expected. This is the kind of place you will want to come back to and where you will have an evening to remember, I promise you! I have been so many times now, the bouncers know my name but still pretend to be surprise by my year of birth when they card me. It's charming and a bit adorable if you ask me. The performers are all super talented and impressive on top of being really beautiful. There is a performer for every taste. I prefer tall blondes, my best friend prefers short brunettes, we always get exactly that when we come in. We get lap dances and never regret one penny spent at The Crazy Horse Cleveland. Come join us, see for yourself and see why we keep coming back! If you don't, then you might actually spend time wondering why not or wondering if it's the place for you. Don't wonder, just do. Come and visit the place that is based on 40 years of strip club experience and it shows. Come see performers who love their jobs. Come meet great people in a super relaxing atmosphere. I have been coming for a while now and I have to say, each evening was unique, it was an experience, and it was great fun!

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Pros
  • All the great things in strip clubs are found at The Crazy Horse Cleveland and it makes me so happy I've found a place where I can go and just spend a great night with some amazing, breathtaking entertainment provided by stunning and athletic women who know and love what they do. What these ladies can do on a pole is really special and inspiring. They make something really difficult look lovely and sexy, so you know they are the club's best asset. Another great asset is the other staff at the club. I have gotten to speak with a few and everyone seems to love their job which usually means that the management and company treat them right. I love in any business I deal with whether on a regular basis or occasionally. They also show this by maintaining a clean and comfortable club for anyone wanting to come visit them. The club here is always clean and always feels safe, which is something most nightclubs cannot say for their female customers. Here everyone is welcome and everyone is safe. I have been to many places and I do think these few things are what sets The Crazy Horse Cleveland apart from other area clubs and strips clubs. As long as they things remain unchanged, I will be coming back and bringing my girls to see how fun an evening at a strip club can be. The free pass you can helps every time I bring a new person to the club.

Cons
  • My only complaint, and I have sent them a message about this, is the website needs updating. The video on the landing page is great but it starts at full volume and if you are not careful, it can get you some looks depending where you are when you land on the main page. I have had to turn it off quickly a few times before. This is an easy fix though and the strip club itself at The Crazy Horse Cleveland does not suffer from it. The site looks a bit dated, but honestly, that's alright with me. They can keep spending on getting the best dancers, performers, and staff and I won't mind the website at all. I consult it less and less anyways as I have been going more and more, which means I know exactly where they are and what to expect once I get there. If you have not been and you are basing your opinion of the club on its website, please don't worry, just skip the website and go straight to the club, then you can come back. Unless you want a free pass, then get that and go straight to the club to make sure you can make the most of it and make your own opinion of the club and its atmosphere without interference from a web designer. Let me tell you, this is something you will be glad you did. If you don't want to fully participate when you go, just sit back, relax, and enjoy the view. The club has no pressure and it's just a great place to relax.

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