You looked for sex clubs, sex parties, and sex events in Edinburgh, and easysex.com has found them for you! Read on to find the best places to go for sexy fun this weekend. Welcome to easysex.com, where we have the best sex clubs in UK! EasySex -- the best sex club, sex party, or bath house guide in Edinburgh! Hey, there is no need to say a word -- we know why you came here. It was to find the very best sex club in Edinburgh! Well, there is no need to worry, because we have gone through all of them and dug out only the top choices from the capital of Scotland, just so that YOU can get your jollies one way or another. If you did not know that there were so many sexy places in this city then you are in for a big treat, because we have found a few that will really surprise you.

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The Second World War seems to have had a hand in shaping the sex club scene in a lot of UK cities, and while it is not all that clear why this may in fact be the case, what is apparent is that every city has been shaped by it in a slightly different way. Belfast got a right pounding, as did London, but Edinburgh, lucky town that it is, got relatively little by way of bombings. Glasgow took a beating as well, mainly because of its shipyards. What does this have to do with sex clubs, we hear you say? Well, the folks that survived or did not get bombed went on to have the option of enjoying sexy times at one of a number of new venues that sprung up after the war like mushrooms on an autumn lawn. Irish Catholics imported from Ireland formed a somewhat reclusive, but marked community that did not seem to enjoy these new sex clubs, but on the face of it may in their own indirect -- or direct way -- have influenced such new sex events such as Knocking Nellie, and the rash of clubs that opened up in the Leith area known as the Affectionate Rooms.

These differed from the brothels that made the area so interesting to walk through of an evening. Patrick Geddes, renowned social structuralist, had nothing to do with these clubs; indeed in the mid 60s, much of the history of the town began to get shunted down the memory hole in favour of bigger and better sex clubs, most of which were owned and operated by a character known as Mr Blue Shields, whose near total ownership of a chain of sex clubs on Princes Street led to the now infamous Night of the Princes Street Vandals, during which protestors placed condoms on every door handle in the area -- though quite what point they were making with this expensive gesture was anyone's guess.

It was not until the mid to late 1990s that Edinburgh got its big break on the sex event scene, and the hole long unfilled since the demise of Nellie (of Knocking Nellie fame) was plugged good and proper by the Gurt Nasties parties, during which men of all sexes would have copulations with corresponding women of varying genders in the streets after 11:30 pm, but before midnight -- needless to say, such events were frantic, and sometimes consisted of little more than a single man in a suspiciously active hedge.

"You can go out any time you like, but you can never leave," as the famous song goes. Nowadays, it is easy to leave the house whenever you like, thanks to the invention of the Laziman's Chute. Many people also have electric windows, and a kind of couch in the front garden. The majority of sex clubs open and close, and the events that take place outdoors boast a setting that is never entirely closed off, though it can get rather dark. The best times to go out are any time after 9 am and any time before 8:59 am. If you really, really want to have sex, then do so, but to be sure to ask permission first, as many people object; of course, auto-eroticism is always an option -- in fact, it helped greatly with the research of this article.

There are simply masses of sex clubs, sex events, sex parties, and steamy sex times to be enjoyed in this city, and you can count the best of them on one hand -- you may need the other hand if you haven't found a place you like yet. So with no further ado, let us run through the very best ways and places to get your jollies in this great city TONIGHT.

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