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Introduction
I believe in the phrase “you get what you pay for” so I have been paying for my porn for a while now. However, I always felt like I was spending maybe a bit too much for what I actually used. Then I found XParodies, a porn site where you only pay for how much you watch. You can buy a lump sum of minutes and then you can watch as much as you want with the minutes you have bought. It’s like a pay-as-you-go plan for cell phones, but for porn. It’s amazing because there are some days when I only last a few moments, so why should I have to pay for a full month’s subscription when I only use, like, 20 minutes? It’s a great deal and I recommend this site to anyone.
Some months I was spending $30+ bucks and not really watching anything. It never really seemed worth it. XParodies changed everything. I no longer judge a site based on content; I judge based on how they structure their payments. Paying by the minute saves me money and if I have minutes left over at the end of the month, they roll over to the next one! I probably shouldn’t keep admitting to this, but… since it doesn’t take me very long to get off, I’m always banking extra time. They also gave me 10 minutes for free when I first signed up, but I’ve long since blown through that. This site blew my mind. I can’t say that this will happen to everyone, but I was thoroughly impressed.
About
XParodies has been around a while and has had time to create hot parody porn videos on almost every movie and TV show you can think of. Personally, I really enjoyed the many Cosby porn parodies that they have. The collection that XParodies.com offers has everything from sci-fi to mainstream parodies. It’s everything that I wanted rolled into one tasty little treat that I can stream right on my phone. It’s so great. I can take this bad boy with me wherever I go and I can watch movies anytime, anywhere.
The smallest amount of minutes you can purchase is 10, which costs $3.95. I jumped right in and got 2 hours to start, but I bet the 10 minute option would be great if you wanted to just check it out. The subsequent prices are $4.95 for 20 minutes, $9.95 for an hour, $13.95 for 2 hours, $23.94 for 4 hours, and they go upwards to 1,000 minutes. Plus, any minutes that go unused roll over to the next month! There is also a feature that will automatically top up my minutes once they get down to a certain level, although I decided to do it manually. If you’re more forgetful or just really busy, this feature is likely very helpful.
Features
There are some pretty kickass features on XParodies.com. Besides the fact that they have the best payment structure around, they also offer a ton more! I have listed the best ones, in my opinion, below.
- Great Content: I will give it to these guys. They know how to curate a variety of porn videos that I want to watch. I’m pretty sure when I found out that they had a whole section for primetime TV show porns like Game Of Thrones porn, I was hooked.
- Super Easy To Use: I understand technology, I’m just lazy and I like that XParodies.com is laid out so nicely for me. It’s direct and simple to use. I can find what I’m looking for very fast. I don’t need to overly read anything, because there’s lots of photos. I’m not looking to surf the net or waste time on here — it’s not Facebook. I just want to see some porn fast with no effort.
- Roll Over Minutes: I think the best part about this website is that it has roll over minutes. If I go on vacation one month or get too busy with work, I end up using less minutes than normal, but because they roll over to the next month, they never get wasted. It’s helpful and cost effective. The fact that I didn’t start off paying a lot and I can save up minutes really makes this site more worthwhile.
- No Spam!: This is one of those things that I am weirdly excited about: this site does not spam my email address! I feel like every day I have a new emails from a website I visited once or some shoe store I bought a present from, but XParodies never ever sends spam and only emails you if there is important information about your account you need to know. I even think you can opt out of that too, if you want.
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