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Is it possible to describe yourself in 2000 characters? There are too many nuances that make up an invaluable. But, I'll ramble for a moment. My name is Brandon. I love my cat Entae. She's the only woman that has never lied to me or hurt me. I may not be pretty, but I'm a real fucking person and I have a conscience. 20 years old, (February 1st, 1985), long hair, blue eyes, 6'6". Don't like me? Then don't like me. I enjoy writing (currently working on 6 novels, 4 short stories, and some scientific essays along with an evolutionary mechanics paper on speciation), playing guitar, painting, drawing, masturbating, filling out self narcissistic profiles, being funny, reading, studying, astronomy, astrophysics, quantum theory, classical music, theology, philosophy, and my ninja turtle underwear. I have a few piercings. Does this make me who I am? The money I spend on things to attract a mate? Deer have it all figured out. Know how they get a mate? They go and fuck up the other buck with horns and shit. Why can't we do that shit? We have to paint beautiful paintings, play basketball or some sport, draw, write, make music, be charming, be well off financially, etc. I compose a lot of music, I play basketball (and love playing NBA2k5 with my little brothers), I like old television shows Sanford and Son, The Jeffersons, Three's Company, Hogans Heroes, The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, Married with babes, Scooby Doo, Puff the Magic Dragon, X-Files, The Twilight Zone, The Outer Limits, Star Trek The Next Generation, etc. I read a lot, primarily Philip K. Dick, Authur C. Clarke, and Dostoyevsky. Yeah, I know a lot of people flaunt Dostoyevsky trying to look intellectual; I just enjoy his stories, especially Crime and Punishment and The Dream of a Ridiculous Man. Now, you know what I like to do. Why did I write all of that? We go through too much shit for a mate. Why do we? We don't know. It's natural instinct. You think a badger looks around the world for miss right?